LIKE PAINKILLERS*
FOR STONE-SHOPPERS
LIKE
PAINKILLERS*
FOR
STONE-
SHOPPERS
Internet-hunting for authentic
cultured stone
is hard.
We make shopping and
shipping your stone
easy,
predictable,
and stress-free.
Dear homeowner (or builder),
We get it.
Stone-hunting is hard. STRESSFULLY hard.
You’re probably wondering where that *perfect stone blend* will come from,
Or concerned your final order won’t match the supplier’s beautiful sample,
Or stressed that your checking account could be swindled,
While you scour the internet at 1 AM to solve the smoking questions burning a hole through your brain.
You can’t AFFORD to pay hard-earned cash until you’ve gotten solid answers to legit questions—
Is this the crumbly foam panel I’m seeing peddled on TV?
Or the 4 x 8’ cheap plastic sheets that skirt mobile homes???
Will harsh summers and frigid winters cut the stone lifetime to 25, 14, or even 5 years??
Won’t a stonemason break my bank?
What does “veneer,” “faux stone,” and “cultured” even mean??
Sadly . . .
. . . web-shopping for authentic stone is like searching for a sip of water in the Sahara . . .
You’ll waste weeks of dialing before anyone answers,
And the guy who does might hold your wallet to ransom,
Or ship you bad, non-matching product.
On your stone hunt, you’ve heard a heap of empty guesses…
When you deserve adult guarantees.
(Like the good ’ole handshake promises we all thrived on before the internet days)
You need guarantees like…
On-time shipping,
Proper packaging,
Matched to the sample you selected,
Packaged in the correct color and quantities,
Ready to install.
But most importantly,
You need a team working down in the dirt with you.
Answering your burning questions,
Curating colors that match your style,
Giving you confidence to make a solid decision.
(Since you’ll be paying thousands of dollars on stone you’ll see everyday—probably for the rest of your life).
If guaranteed service,
Relief,
And confidence,
is what you’ve been craving…
It all starts by “choosing your journey” below….
*cue drumroll*
OUR OFFERING
LET us do it
for you
QUOTE
Quick quoting, guidance, and color-curating with a project coordinator for customers who want help determining quantities and selecting the ideal color blend.
BROWSE THE SHOWROOM YOURSELF
SHOP
Showroom shopping right on your screen for customers serious about comparing, selecting, and buying stone quickly, on their own.
LET'S SPLIT THE RISK
You don’t know us,
and we don’t know you.
But we’re betting (our reputation) that you’ll LOVE us when you hear this . . .
THE ROCKSOLID
SAMPLE-MATCH
GUARANTEE
If the stone in your sample box doesn’t match your final order,
we’ll exchange your order for free.
SKIP
THE
STRESS
Don’t shop with companies that might abandon you with product that doesn’t match the sample.
Instead,
start and finish
your project
with a business
that backs its
official Sample Box
with 100% confidence.
SEE IT IN YOUR SPACE
See your stone in 3D by tapping a style below
and holding up your smartphone camera in the space you’ll be installing.
7 STYLES
Lead-times
“by adults, for adults”
$250 cash if your order doesn't leave our warehouse on time
NO,
we’re not Amazon Prime—-
We can’t guarantee
the exact date
it will arrive
at your driveway.
BUT WE CAN
GUARANTEE:
HAPPY HOMEOWNERS ACROSS THE NATION